Conversation between teacher and students.

#1

Teacher : How old is your father?

Kid : He is 6 years.

Teacher : What? How is this possible?

Kid : He became father only when I was born,

(Logic!! Children are quick and always speak their minds.)

#2

Teacher : Maria, go to the map and find North America.

Maria : Here is is.

Teacher : Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America?

Class : Maria.

#3

Teacher : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile'?

Glenn : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L

Teacher : No, that's wrong

Glenn : Maybe it is wrong, but your asked me how I spell it.

(I love this child.)

#4

Teacher : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

Donald : H I J K L M N O

Teacher : What are you talking about?

Donald : Yesterday you said it's H to O

#5

Teacher : Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

Clyde : No, sir; it's the same dog

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)

#6

Teacher : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Harold : A teacher