Conversation between teacher and students.
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#1
Teacher : How old is your father?
Kid : He is 6 years.
Teacher : What? How is this possible?
Kid : He became father only when I was born,
(Logic!! Children are quick and always speak their minds.)
#2
Teacher : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria : Here is is.
Teacher : Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America?
Class : Maria.
#3
Teacher : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile'?
Glenn : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher : No, that's wrong
Glenn : Maybe it is wrong, but your asked me how I spell it.
(I love this child.)
#4
Teacher : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald : H I J K L M N O
Teacher : What are you talking about?
Donald : Yesterday you said it's H to O
#5
Teacher : Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde : No, sir; it's the same dog
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
#6
Teacher : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold : A teacher
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3626 | Humor |
부엉이도 탕수육은 찍먹
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hooni | 2021.09.10 | 222 |
3625 | Humor |
부엉이도 탕수육은 찍먹 ㅋㅋ
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hooni | 2016.06.10 | 1100 |
3624 | Humor |
부엉이와 올빼미 구별법
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hooni | 2015.05.22 | 605 |
3623 | Humor |
부엉이의 비밀
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hooni | 2017.04.26 | 410 |
3622 | Humor |
부엌 지나가다가 실수로 넘어져서..
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hooni | 2021.11.10 | 165 |
3621 | Humor |
부자가 되려면 작은 목표부터
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hooni | 2017.12.05 | 337 |
3620 | Humor |
부장님 vs. 바퀴벌레
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hooni | 2017.08.21 | 503 |
3619 | Humor |
부장님으로 승진하는 유머 (아재개그)
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hooni | 2016.03.23 | 473 |
3618 | Humor |
부처님 도와주세요
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hooni | 2017.12.29 | 703 |
3617 | Humor |
부하직원 마음이 이해 안되는 상사
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hooni | 2019.05.29 | 731 |
3616 | Media |
북한, 미국, 중국, 남한의 뇌 구조
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hooni | 2016.02.26 | 591 |
3615 | Humor | 북한의 정전 | hooni | 2014.02.17 | 5123 |