Conversation between teacher and students.
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#1
Teacher : How old is your father?
Kid : He is 6 years.
Teacher : What? How is this possible?
Kid : He became father only when I was born,
(Logic!! Children are quick and always speak their minds.)
#2
Teacher : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria : Here is is.
Teacher : Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America?
Class : Maria.
#3
Teacher : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile'?
Glenn : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher : No, that's wrong
Glenn : Maybe it is wrong, but your asked me how I spell it.
(I love this child.)
#4
Teacher : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald : H I J K L M N O
Teacher : What are you talking about?
Donald : Yesterday you said it's H to O
#5
Teacher : Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde : No, sir; it's the same dog
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
#6
Teacher : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold : A teacher
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3236 | Humor |
어느 약국 명언
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hooni | 2018.03.27 | 378 |
3235 | Humor |
나에게 끝내주는 아이디어가 있어
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hooni | 2018.03.27 | 324 |
3234 | Humor |
하교길 소녀 화가
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hooni | 2018.03.27 | 342 |
3233 | Humor |
인위적인 만남보다 자연스러운 만남
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hooni | 2018.03.27 | 401 |
3232 | Humor |
직장생활. 인사를 잘하자
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hooni | 2018.03.27 | 682 |
3231 | Humor |
노크가 필요없는 화장실
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hooni | 2018.03.27 | 333 |
3230 | Humor |
예리한 답변자
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hooni | 2018.03.27 | 335 |
3229 | Humor |
좋아하는 사람에게 고백 못하는 이유
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hooni | 2018.03.27 | 360 |
3228 | Humor |
황사가 심한 날에는 연어를 먹자
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hooni | 2018.03.27 | 378 |
3227 | Humor |
새에게 팔을 그려줬다
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hooni | 2018.03.27 | 312 |
3226 | Humor |
딸 남친에게 보낼 셀카 골라달라는 아버지
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hooni | 2018.03.27 | 408 |
3225 | Humor |
이런 접시 별로라 생각했었는데 ㅋㅋ
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hooni | 2018.03.27 | 303 |